I broke news twitter.com/TechCrunch/status/91…

@round It’s also called teaching a child

@round or quantum computing

Made up this sweet dance move on the spot with @mbiegel618

#GoingGrimard #whiteboyups instagram.com/p/BaA1QkRFFpq/

@round

@round “How was work… Oh right. I was there”

@round Just got back from a wedding and the husband and bride work on the same team.

On the flip side Google Plus has 0 bots twitter.com/veryvogue/status/917…

Vera is ready to get behind the wheel. Daddy isn’t ready yet.
#VeraAddison instagram.com/p/BZ-Gq0PljQR/

@jgarber Went apple picking yesterday. Apple picking in summer totally sucks.

@JacksonBates @davatron5000 Man y’all have some creepy kids. My almost 3 year old is afraid of flys eating her but she says some hilarious things otherwise.

@mr_suh You tweeted 5 times in the past 7 days so my answer is 7.

@bpeebles Apple picking in the summer really sucks

Cats only.

#crazycatlady #catdoctor instagram.com/p/BZ9miQIlHj_/

Zadie completes her transformation into a full fledged Zadiebug.

#ZadieAlyssa #appleofmyeye instagram.com/p/BZ7ets8Fpyh/

My wife and I connected over AIM back in the day. Paced the way for social media we know today. twitter.com/SteveKopack/status/9…

@design_tlc @HallwayChats Oh boy then you’ll love v1.russellheimlich.com/ and v2.russellheimlich.com/

I had so much fun doing @HallwayChats. If anyone ever needs a podcast guest hit me up.
hallwaychats.com/episodes/episod…

@ckrewson That’s not even the biggest one. Come out to Wheaton

@elysekelly @Georgetown @donhertzfeldt That cartoon is classic!