Is Engineering Management Bullshit?

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@randallb I see someone has never had to make a change to a server before…

@elyktrix You don’t need to use either if you write perfect code 😉

Company: “Please start thinking about impactful Q4 KPIs”
Me: twitter.com/davenewworld_2/statu…

@skeevis I love naming stuff!

Me: “Does your throat hurt?”
5 year old: “Just when I breathe”
Me: “Oh ok good”

@MattWilcox Recently got solar panels on my roof. Was initially interested in batteries but it would be a significant cost. My electric company does net metering so the only benefit of batteries is if I wanted to go completely off the grid.

@JoAnnStilley That’s an awesome suit!

When I’m asked to demo what I’ve been working on to the whole company at the all-hands meeting

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Toddler approaches holding one glistening flip flop.

“Um… Daddy? I didn’t make it to the bathroom all the way?”

🥴

@pauljadam Give yourself a VPAT on the back

@crutchcorn Or write perfect code from the get go 🤣

@MikeNGarrett

@randallb Here’s how they name streets in our city atlasobscura.com/articles/columb…

– Unplugs iPad from charger
– Throws it in general direction of children
– Run in the opposite direction
– Medicate away your sorrows with your vice of choice twitter.com/RottenInDenmark/stat…

🎶 Sittin’ on the toilet, deleting all the email

@PersonalCapital my accounts don’t seem to be syncing. Is there an issue?

“When your old car died did you stand by the road asking for money so you could get a new one?” — 5 year old

So now is @QuinnyPig going to have final words on @Ubiquiti?

krebsonsecurity.com/2022/08/fina… twitter.com/QuinnyPig/status/150…

@mpiccorossi It makes me happy because it’s a day off?