@mattcampux Do you really want to work?

@jcarbaugh Sure

Oh yea school is back and at 3:30pm I gotta go outside and get my kids. Lost track of time with it being so quite and all…

This past weekend we had our first “kid’s friend slept over” sleepover and I had to keep telling my wife it’s normal for them to not go to sleep after you tell them it’s bed time. Apparently she never had sleepovers as a kid.

It was botman.io/, a PHP framework for building chat apps

“Ooo this framework looks like it will make this task super easy”

* downloads framework *

“Oh no! All of the dependencies are out of date! I’ll just fix those…”

@caseydriscoll It’s going great! web3isgoinggreat.com/

DON’T COWBOY CODE ON PROD twitter.com/beep/status/15642912…

@cdharrison I’ve read about this in my past studies

I had a dream I stayed up all night 🤔

@mattcampux Right… but if you worked with a bunch of art collectors then you would probably try and show off.

@mattcampux I mean all of these people look like they work at a car dealership so they value cars more than the average person

@fugularity World’s Best Boss™

@fugularity One time I had a boss who went to grad school in College Park, MD. He said he likes to try different pizza places. I asked him which one was his favorite. He replied dead-serious… Sbarro’s!

@Stammy Everyone is just trying to be like PHP

You can’t parse [X]HTML with regex

Apparently she’s telling me how long I have to wait until she listens to me…

“Did you know an hour is not that long. 100 years is long” – 5 year old

@babysoftluke i will gladly read them all day long if you send me a tidbyt

@seb_sebsn @LocalWP + @WordPress