@taupecat That’s debatable.

PULL THIS!

@taupecat If they come from a place where $150 is a good sum of money then more power to them.

*Insert joke about not being able to polish a turd* twitter.com/mxstbr/status/846723…

@round what time zone?

Post bath hair do. #VeraAddison #nofilter #blondehair instagram.com/p/BSKuOT2F_Bs/

@round Just like the rest of us…

YouTubing before bed time. #ZadieAlyssa #rubmeonyourbutt instagram.com/p/BSINev_lPNY/

@jensimmons What if you reduce the PNG-8 settings to use I dunno, 4 colors instead of 128?

My plans for the weekend vs. what actually happened

@round @sbz only if it happens after bed time

@sbz @round when are you two gonna get Twitter married

@mr_suh that’s such a 4th grader thing

When I need to generate a secure password I just ask my 2 year old.

Pro: Truly random
Con: Only uses the characters 1, 2, 5, Elmo, cake

@aaronjorbin me 2

@jgarber this reminds me of Kid Icarus on the NES

@Boomchickapop Your bags make great newborn sleeping bags twitter.com/kingkool68/status/84…

dat ligature tho

Boom Chicka Pop! These 4 weeks have just flown by. #VeraAddison #costcofinds #bigbag instagram.com/p/BSBvNVIF8tI/

AWS IAM Policies in a Nutshell #geekystuff

start.jcolemorrison.com/aws-iam-…