@seclarke I hope you guys decide to do it alphabetically

@npca The bill, which has no text as of yet congress.gov/bill/115th-congress…

from @Starbucks own press release news.starbucks.com/news/living-o…

“we are developing plans to hire 10,000 [refugees] over five years in the 75 countries around the world where Starbucks does business.” twitter.com/va_gop/status/826504…

@jgarber Not the real Sally Yates. You want @SallyQYates

@lexibelc @tiffanymstevens @theinclinepgh You’re signed up and good to go 🙂

Make Politics Boring Again™

@chriscoyier My mom has been collecting postcards her whole life. She has over 30,000 and they are sorted just like this.

Good luck with that. twitter.com/round/status/8262853…

Wait… I’m confused. How does this work?

twitter.com/woodruffbets/status/…

twitter.com/stevenportnoy/status…

@elgreg GOOGLE IS GONNA BEAT YOU UP!

HTTPS announcements are to 2017 as “Our website is now responsive!” announcements were to 2015.

@johnpbloch Oh… I thought I missed it.

@johnpbloch Did you ever announce what you’re doing now?

Just like TV manufacturers no longer highlight their TVs are now in color. Because of course they are!

You hear that everyone, you can stop posting fluff blog posts about how your website is now HTTPS… twitter.com/letsencrypt/status/8…

@ammy914 it’s not weird to give Valentine’s day cards. Also, who cares what the other parents think?

@taupecat @snowshoemtn wow snow. What an awesome distraction.

@SandyS1 oh men it’s so far away. We all might be deported by then…

@mikengarrett I really want to know to.