What are these Microsoft Office apps you speak of? I’m only familiar with iWork.

Please crash Photoshop on stage… Please crash Photoshop on stage… Please crash Photoshop on stage… Please crash Photoshop on stage…

@courtneydawn @bethsoderberg My best friend is a dusty touch screen monitor.

@courtneydawn @bethsoderberg Your child’s best friend is a lizard.

Remember when Apple used to not tout specs and we were just supposed to take their word that they were faster than PCs?

@bethsoderberg @courtneydawn I have a computer with a touch screen. I never use the touch screen.

Craig Federighi and Phil Schiller share a computer. That explains Apple’s innovation slow down.

So if the Touch Bar has an icon and you’re not sure what it does, you have to just guess. No way to hover over it and wait for a tool tip.

“Touch Bar… make me a drink!”

I dunno Phil, Apple has kept you around and you look a bit over 45…

“2nd generation butterfly”

But it’s not Saturday right now. How did Siri know what college football game to show?

For those of you that will miss Vine… youtube.com/watch?v=Ch94DHwHdYQ

The actual article medium.com/@vine/important-news-… twitter.com/savedyouaclick/statu…

Dead on the Vine… twitter.com/savedyouaclick/statu…

@danielbachhuber Just little old me. Wife is still on her parents plan.

@danielbachhuber I crunched the numbers docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1…

If you average 5GB+/month then it’s cheaper to stick with T-Mobile vs. Google’s Project Fi. Over the past year I’ve averaged 5.15GB/month.

@astickofgum Keep it in the family and get a mohawk.