“See babe? I told you it wasn’t a cubic zirconia but a ~~TIME CRYSTAL~~” twitter.com/sciencenews/status/7…

@astickofgum WHOA! You’re hair became sentient and started building intricate patterns. Is this why women don’t wash their hair everyday?

@jfc3 @anthonydpaul haha!

@jfc3 @anthonydpaul No, the animals.

@jfc3 @anthonydpaul It’s for the Cubs. He’s a fan of bears.

If a company asks me to Like their Facebook page I think I should be entitled to some equity, right?

@anthonydpaul I think you’re taking this whole “Cubs are in the World Series!” thing a step to far…

@elgreg Hey I know that site.

@jgarber Congrats on the “non-material” acquisition!

@astickofgum Hair blow-out = good but baby blow-out = bad? I’m so confused.

@naudebynature It’s not?

@mr_suh youtu.be/m7plA1ALkQw

The closer we get to the election the more people want to see Hillary Clinton naked…

google.com/trends/explore?date=t…

This is from the same company that at one time had the lofty goal to scan and digitize every single book.

engadget.com/2016/10/25/google-j…

@round → Tictac

I can’t wait until the smartphone bezel is dead theverge.com/2016/10/25/13401440…

@davidj Serendipity

@hairbrainiac idclip

One Doom fan, 300 hours and one gargantuan level.

killscreen.com/articles/doom-map…