Next time you see me ask me for one of these bad boys…

DDoS attack against krebsonsecurity.com/ measured at 620Gbps

That’s a lot of traffic.

krebsonsecurity.com/

@astickofgum Sweet! Al the people are skinny.

@danielbachhuber simplemde.com/ and wordpress.org/plugins/wp-markdow…

@AstickofGum I see the horses and sand

@naudebynature I see what you did there.

@danielbachhuber Open a trac ticket.

@clarissa There’s the ‘Viewsource, copy locally, modify to see how it works’ game that I always played as a kid.

@fugularity Yes, but have you taken an arrow to the knee?

@fugularity Yes but what is your magna Dark Mage Sorcerer Fantasy Master in the League of Footballs?

@mixolydian OMG there’s is no online anymore.

This is what drives people to become introverts

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@fugularity Good luck on your quest to becoming a level 12 Dark Mage Sorcerer Fantasy Master in the League of Footballs

WordCamp Baltimore is still looking for sponsors. It’s a great way to support the WordPress community. 2016.baltimore.wordcamp.org/2016…

If I had a bowl of candy on my doorstep on Halloween and I told you to take 3 pieces, would you be a dick and take the whole thing?

@rochellefp @refreshdc I might be able to make it. Are there still tickets available?

I too am divorcing Brad Pitt.

.@pewresearch potential takeover target for you next vertical furcenter.org/

?’cause I’ve got one hand in my pocket. And the other one is holding a terabyte.? twitter.com/petapixel/status/778…