@fugularity @wmata ARREST THIS MAN!

@yurivictor Fuck it. Just use PHP.

@davatron5000 What’s a good metric for a “useable” state?

@davatron5000 info.cern.ch/hypertext/WWW/ThePr…

1 request | 2.4KB | 237ms Finish | 374ms DCL | 374ms Load

@davatron5000 HTTP/2 is the bomb diggity

@davatron5000 Throttling the network really shows the progressive JPGs in action as it loads.

@davatron5000 It is a picture blog. Probably makes a difference that the window is squished that way since I’m using srcset…

@davatron5000
zadieheimlich.com

26 req | 1.5MB | 9.26 s Finished | DCL 5.10 s | Load 9.44 s

@caseydriscoll There’s a fine line between agile and annoying

@rmmmsy Why stop? I need to scroll all the way to the bottom so everything fades in and then I can start at the top reading in peace.

@ckrewson Grocery store openings are no joke. People go crazy for them.

Can we stop with the fading-in, slightly-floating-up, text treatments?

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wpcrew.co/services/

@mr_suh @WordCampUS sure

There. Submitted a talk to @WordCampUS just before the midnight (pacific time) deadline. I hope I get picked.

@danielbachhuber Yes! How to Copy and Paste like a Pro Programmer.

@perishable You forgot dummyimage.com

@jessschillinger Oh boy, just you wait… sitepoint.com/javascript-truthy-…

@danielbachhuber Real programmers work on hard, complicated problems that make the lives of everyone better.

github.com/sindresorhus/cat-name…

@danielbachhuber oh.. so you’re programming.

@jgarber Oh yea, I reworded the question in my head.