@snowpunk Looking at the logs from my second router it appears everything stopped at exactly 8am.

@snowpunk Cable still works, router was powered up. I didn’t touch anything. Just no Internet connectivity.

@snowpunk It seems like they switched something on their end. Everything was working fine then I woke up yesterday with no connectivity.

@snowpunk The Coax WAN light doesn’t come on.

@snowpunk I believe so. There’s some sort of Coax issue.

New router from Verzion arrived. Hooked everything up. Still no Internet. *WOMP WOMP*

@brownpau HURRY UP! I WANT TO COMPARE BATTERY LIFE FIGURES!

@joannabrenner Yes. Maybe one of the Smithsonian’s can throw out all those old stones and pots to make room for the CRT monitors…

@joannabrenner Just think of all the great human history locked away in Flash files.

@brownpau WHERE ARE THE NOTES ON THE RECENT BABY ACQUISITION!

You suck at technical interviews!

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@sam_hermans

@sam_hermans status.aws.amazon.com/

But hey… Twitter is up and working. So there’s that!

AWS is having API issues, Verizon FiOS is down… bad day for the Internet all around.

@ammy914 Jinxed it.

@thereisnocat I did replace the battery myself. Turns out that didn’t seem to be the issue.

@thereisnocat I disconnected the battery a while ago because it started beeping and I couldn’t get it to shut up.

@thereisnocat And I pulled the power plug from inside the house so I think I did do that. No luck.

@thereisnocat But the cable still works just fine. I think they rebooted the ONT remotely.