@JoannaBrenner Bees-knees

@joannabrenner Jew-knees

EXCLUSIVE: Santa died of heat stroke.

@joannabrenner

@joannabrenner The Chinese version of Joanna Brenner.

Alright… time to start my holiday shopping.

Under the tree is the perfect place to fall asleep on Christmas eve.

#zadiealyssa #christmaseve… instagram.com/p/_snrQODe6a/

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even… instagram.com/p/_snIhKje49/

@fugularity @astickofgum You mean “on a partridge in a pear tree”? Get with the Christmas times, man!

@astickofgum YES, but I still think he was hacked.

@skeevis Yea that’s what I gathered as well.

@skeevis serverfault.com/questions/599219…

@s_plum Some zip codes span two different states… stackoverflow.com/a/12451921

@fugularity I think your Facebook got hacked!!!

@bmoham Actually they’re in North America…

@naudebynature yes.

@nprmonkeysee @smarty I think she’s talking to you…

@desandro You might say you’re…
(•_•) / ( •_•)>⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■)
BRUSHING UP!

Yeeeeaaaaahhhh!!!!!!

Working with dates is so hard… twitter.com/BreakingNews/status/…

FACT: Intelligent people worry. ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PM…