Toddler tip #107: if your normally squirmy toddler is surprisingly calm and relaxed while changing, they’re probably peeing on you. ???

@mr_suh THAT’S NOT HOW THE SONG GOES…

♫ All I want for Christmas is my 2 retweets…  ♫

@danielbachhuber Shouldn’t you check that the user is logged in first and then if the $result is not empty return $result?

All I want for Christmas is to unsubscribe from your newsletter.

@dimensionmedia Or they could… I dunno… write a lot of really interesting stuff.

What if announcing the wrong contestant was just a ploy to get people to pay attention to the Miss Universe pageant?

Dinner was messier than usual tonight. #zadiealyssa #messyeater #bathtime instagram.com/p/_idGP6je9R/

@eli_arad You can throw an image extension on the end of it which might help:

curl -O dummyimage.com/640x480/09f/f90.p…

@eli_arad The URLs from dummyimage.com respond with images so you can do whatever you want with them (download them, hotlink etc)

Vote on the new logo for Bash docs.google.com/forms/d/1iykGpW6…

@illizian Good news. My desk is mostly level.

Google “bubble level” on your phone…

@mattwilcox anton-pirker.at/manually-invalid… Install a module, set-up a URL, make a request to purge a particular URL.

@mattwilcox serversforhackers.com/nginx-cach…

@jensimmons I would check browser stats in the clients Google Analytics and weigh the tradeoffs.

@blanksky But ugly suites though… twitter.com/mr_suh/status/677157…

@daniellealberti @joannabrenner my parents

@joannabrenner

Neat.