@duqe “Hey, what’s up?” is my go to…

@refreshdc ?

@kylecotter @duqe machine learning is hard.

@duqe DOES NOT PASS THE TURING TEST!!!

@whistle You need amzn.to/1Mmo9q3, amzn.to/1kKe92B, and amzn.to/1kKeant to complete the outfit.

@davatron5000
**Pulls up in beat up Dodge Colt**
“COBOL is the new cool”
**Pushes gas pedal down, car explodes**

I helped them scrape over a million Android apps to analyze their permissions. Fun times. twitter.com/pewinternet/status/6…

@mattwilcox What’s the problem? iTerm is still fine? 🙂

@desandro Do you do logos for ⭐️ and ❤️?

@pauljadam Not if you’re using the official Twitter for Mac client…

@bobthecow Not if you’re using the official Twitter client.

@mikengarrett Neat. You forgot define( ‘WP_DEBUG’, true );
define( ‘WP_DEBUG_LOG’, true );

It’s fall and that means raking leaves (and sometimes playing in them). Don’t you like her cabbage… instagram.com/p/93YQmEjewG/

Zack Kanter paints a rosy picture for autonomous vehicles totally upending life as we know it today zackkanter.com/2015/01/23/how-ub…

@brownpau Owning a home is fun.

@davatron5000 Apparently they didn’t figure out how either…

@chuckborowicz O boy am I excited!

@jensimmons What’s going on?

@williamsba Nexus 6P.

@jgarber This seems to be my biggest hangup with using SVG symbols for anything.