@clarissa urbanadc.com

@desandro failed family rainbow halloween costume

@Stammy I hope they pivot once they realize they can dominate the smart watch word processing market

@DavidMagidoff @BrokeAss she’s shy

@DavidMagidoff my wife almost died from laughing so hard watching @BrokeAss’ fart escalator

@DUQE yup

@taupecat hmmm… Is this a CSS tweet or an alcohol tweet?

@clarissa works for me. On my calendar.

@write_this_way Congrats!

Chaffee should say Twitter is the best enemy he’s made. #DemDebate

Wait a minute.. is this a Denmark commercial? #DemDabate

Thanks for making this rousing debate possible toenail fungus cream. #merica #DemDebate

@somefinetweets Actually that was just Gerald Ford.

“How will you not be a 3rd term Obama president?”

“Ovaries.” – Hillary Clinton

#DemDebate

Destroy the databanks #DemDebate

“Corporate Americar” #DemDebate

Chafee rn #DemDebate

Jim Webb #DemDebate

@mjacksonw A superhero never reveals their secret…

@renano mr. o’malley what do you think of Dumser’s? I mean great ice cream but that name…