@crutchcorn Butts are soft.

@mattcampux I mean there’s a rope. What more do you need?

@jgarber Get a cake, let them smash it, invite your friends who you want to see, try to do it outdoors

@noaheverett Is this sexting?

I think Google’s sign in prompts on your phone are a good balance support.google.com/accounts/answ…

I got a Google Titan Security Key for free but I’m hesitant to use it since it will make logging in so much harder. I don’t want to have to keep this dongle with me wherever I go.

@babysoftluke Get the toddlers to collect them like Super Mario Bros.

@fugularity Is it because of your bow legs that cause a rip in your sweatpants and then your peepee sticks out?

@williamsba You should take some of that WebDec Studios money to challenge Elon, but Twitter, and make it happen

@williamsba Ah gotcha

@dbchhbr Like this? apppresser.com/

@williamsba You can…

@davatron5000 Whenever I need to report analytics numbers I just ask my toddler. Eleventy-billion and 1. Can’t argue with that data.

@cameronmoll OH no! Here it is on Archive.org archive.org/details/The_Web_Ahea…

You can also read the transcript in the previous link

@cameronmoll See the 49:19 mark of this podcast episode thewebahead.net/109#transcript

@miked1ck This is the best version youtube.com/watch?v=PXvh08Mnork

@round You would enter noclipping mode by entering idspispopd

@phil_eaton @simonw @cldellow After halfway through reading “I hope he realizes he should attach an onsubmit handler on the form”

And I’m glad you eventually reached that conclusion.

@gijovarghese141 If it was a press event and the audience is all journalists then they aren’t supposed to clap and cheer.

Blooderflies 🦋🩸 twitter.com/amphetamemeee/status…