@mr_suh More like

@fugularity Self-harm isn’t going to speed up your pube hair growth. Sorry. Nature doesn’t work like that.

@fugularity delayed puberty is a natural phenomenon. It’s not a race. You’ll be fiiiinnnneee

@danielmall typekit.com/fonts/omnes-pro

You gotta start them early, right @BonChon ? zadieheimlich.com/instagram/baby…

@mr_suh @daljo628 2days later

@ammy914 Pat yourself on the boob.

@chipcullen You can programatically access stylesheet information for the page like so stackoverflow.com/questions/1679… which might help you.

@elgreg “And how many of your party is here?”

“2/4, we’re waiting on slow ass Greg to show up. He’s biking.”

@brownpau Thanks for the onesie! twitter.com/kingkool68/status/61…

Space baby! #zadiealyssa #nasa #nasababy #spacebaby #houstonwehaveaproblem instagram.com/p/46jiC8je37/

#techStripperNames

Wife: “What would your stripper name be?”

Me: “Uh…”

Wife: “I was thinking something programmery for u like Mr. Jay Query or JavaStrip”

@kathkat15 oh this game is fun…

@smellyice Well without bugs what would the “hack team” be able to do?

@daljo628 Glad to have such a loyal fan reading my gibberish.

@daljo628 You’re the only person that reads my tweets.

Fun Fact: Glitch stands for Gremlins Lurking In The Computer Hardware. acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/G…

Big day for software glitches. Grounding planes and halting the stock market. Go bugs!

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