Millions upon millions of years ago, when humanity was primordial ooze, there was a great split: Metro nail cutters and normal people.

Zadie is getting better at walking using her jumper more like a stumbler. #zadiealyssa instagram.com/p/3RHYy-De6j/

@whistle if it ain’t broke try and make it different

@DanielleAlberti meetup.com/wordpressdc/

@eschvimmer its WordPress not WordPress.

@mr_suh @nekolaweb I will metaphysically stick around

@mr_suh @nekolaweb we’re the ones here

@mr_suh I thought you were coming to WordPress DC? You’re missing tacos and @nekolaweb

@danielbachhuber Shouldn’t ‘video’ be a filter of all of the content from yesterday? I.e. /2015/05/28/video/ ?

@AstickofGum Sometimes you can type the name of the emoji and Google will auto suggest it. Like type :sun:

Hello Twitter. I’ll be back soon.

@danielbachhuber Does it involve time travel?

@AstickofGum Press and hold the icon in the lower right and you should see a smiley face icon. Your emojis are there.

Zadie’s 5-month checkup was today. She gained 2 pounds and now weight 12 and 1/2 ounces. Yay!

We found a Zadie sized couch. What is it about tiny couches for tiny babies? #zadiealyssa @ Beaches… instagram.com/p/3HR5hCDexn/

Someone’s got to teach #zadiealyssa how to be a beach bum. @ Beaches Turks & Caicos instagram.com/p/3HD_Jjjexz/

@mr_suh casual Storm aka Drizzle

@mr_suh Storm

@andycheatwood “They’re like drawers for your luggage” – my wife

@booaggabao Dr. Booboo