What kind of fancy pants hotels do you guys stay at? Mine never plays music.

BowWowMeow.com expires on 2015-03-11 guys!

I wish I could engage with brands from my wrist

Yay Apple is promoting blogs again! Blog everyone, BLOG!

AHHH what is this?!?! MAKE IT STOP!

@joannabrenner
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Hasn’t health been a part of every living human beings life?

Really, Apple? I can read full emails on my watch. WHY WOULD YOU ADVOCATE FOR THIS!

Weird. Apple talks about the minimal design of the new MacBook to jamming your watch screen with all sorts of dumb crap.

How do you get people to switch to Safari and dump Chrome? Remove the fan.

Now if you accidentally visit a site with Flash on it you will overheat your fanless Macbook. Guaranteed!

UGHHH that ESC key looks so weird.

So. thin.

@duqe Up and to the right…

@astickofgum I wonder if you could claim you saw a vision of God and get out of a traffic ticket…

@astickofgum I tried to play the new daddy card after the multiple cars in the photo defense didn’t work. The judge chuckled though.

@AstickofGum since the violation is on the car and not the individual driving the car

@AstickofGum nah. A good defense is to claim you lent your vehicle to charity and they got the ticket.

@weaverryan why don’t you just wrap it in your own class? I don’t get it.

I basically lost in traffic court. Reduced fine + court costs. I’m not good at verbal diarrhea unlike this other guy in court