@jfc3 the number of dirty underpants you need to wash?

@ammy914 “Get off my lawn!”

@mr_suh Fixed! Wait.. this isn’t work.

@AstickofGum Working on the photoshop part right now.

On Zadie’s 1-month anniversary we did a little photoshoot… zadieheimlich.com/1-month-photos…

Jared Leto is the @yurivictor of Hollywood #Oscars2015 #Oscars

Watching the Oscars and Zadie had her first diaper blowout. Fitting.

@pete_schuster thank you thank you

#cybersphere

I wanna see what Urkel is wearing on the red carpet #Oscars #Oscars2015 #OscarsRedCarpet

8 inches of snow fell last night and today #zadiealyssa is 8 weeks old. instagram.com/p/zbELdkDeyJ/

@ammy914 we had intentions of getting up earlier, but we’re still in bed

Sang this song in my head while shoveling snow from our driveway youtube.com/watch?v=TISp0swKhkk

Hooray a real snowstorm.

@joel_maiman you were the first to tweet about this

@brownorama Not if the publisher accidentally sends you the royalty checks.

@brownorama The Da Vinci Code 2?

@courtneydawn Like the anti-vaxxer movement, this hypothesis is not backed by science.

@courtneydawn They hated getting shots and thus they overreact to their kids getting shots.

The Anti-vaxxer movement is less about injecting foreign toxins and more about parents fear of shots.