@AskTarget Wheaton, MD

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Spent the day at her grandparents house for her grand dad’s birthday and now Zadie is 3 weeks old… instagram.com/p/yA8WQJDexy/

@Smashley017 that you were super, Dooper, awesome?

@jgarber Arrows.

@lilsarg Haha I know!

@jgee @lilsarg @BostonDotCom Neat but I seem to have been redirected to some T-Mobile home page…

@AskTarget My wife got an accordion mirror for Christmas target.com/p/accordion-wall-moun… Are there instructions for installing it on the wall?

@snowpunk @kathkat15 Hot chocolate!

@pauljadam Boring. Use PJAX instead github.com/defunkt/jquery-pjax/b… you don’t need a plugin but that if an overview of how it works.

Looking around… #zadiealyssa #IPostTooManyBabyPhotos instagram.com/p/x2vpe1jezL/

@williamsba there is this wordpress.org/plugins/wp-dummy-c…

@fugularity @Smashley017 Just talking nonsensical about poop

@fugularity @Smashley017 Columbian drug cartels scramble to get this straight cut shit and lace it with lesser shit to make a dope profit

@fugularity @Smashley017 Its newborn poopy diapers so its not as bad.

@fugularity @Smashley017 Poopy diapers

@fugularity @Smashley017 12 in 24. Am I doing this rite?

While on paternity leave I figured I would earn an MBA by watching Shark Tank, Tabitha Takes Over, and the Price is Right over and over.

@ammy914 this seems like a budding life long rivalry

@kev097 that’s resume quality recognition