@beepybop @jessschillinger If you’re salaried you get paid if you’re standing in line or not.

@jessschillinger Yea but they won’t be free time.com/money/2827877/free-donu…

@jshawl LAWL.

@brownpau Saw that yesterday.

@kev097 Send me a boob pic. Poop???

“My name is in a cease and desist letter based on a screenshot in a tweet about watching TV. Oh snap.” vox.com/2014/6/5/5783602/that-ti… @yurivictor

@danielbachhuber this is how we do infinite scroll gist.github.com/kingkool68/92779…

@williamsba @nacin @vegasgeek I’m game.

@mikengarrett haxxorred!

Robot, why won’t anyone hang out with me? poorlydrawnlines.com/comic/the-d…

@yurivictor So does Vox give you a bonus for all of the publicity you generated?

@danielbachhuber Try AMPPS.

@meyerweb Ooof. That sucks.

Ungh. Metro. Groan. Red line.

@jgarber Congrats on synergizing your social channel involvement for maximum ROI. #lineChartUpAndToTheRight

@astickofgum You need to tweet something about someone. Like so…”Oh GAWD SHE WOULD TWEET ABOUT HER #MOMBOOBS”

To go with OS X Yosemite. “@async_io: So is Apple’s new language name really an acronym? “Seriously, What In F’ing Tarnation (swift)” :-)”

@stammy What would be a better icon to represent brightness?

@stammy The aperture does control how much light is let in to the sensor.

@mr_suh PUNNY