@brownpau LAWL because you actually did work in a news org. That fired all of it’s fact checkers. What a bunch of dummies.

Success: When a famous person pastes your link into a 140 character box and clicks a button.

Flooded with Flash Flood Emergency Alerts.

@aaronjorbin twitter.com/zeldman/status/46701…

@skeevis The original “swarm”

@greglinch You should write them a karaoke poem algorithm in R. #impact

@anthonydpaul I’m guessing it wasn’t audible startup pitch encryption technology…

Sorry I’m late. I almost got stuck in an infinite loop this morning.

Lather.

Rinse.

Repeat.

Good thing I ran out of shampoo…

@pauljadam The Chrome browser is Google’s Desktop OS.

@pauljadam Really? Have you seen how many people use Chrome?

@mr_suh OH NO VICTORIA RUINED MY SECRET!

@mr_suh maybe the tinder dog profile gives good luck.

@mr_suh bark bark bark

Seeing little kids running around totally kills the mood. (at @VictoriasSecret) 4sq.com/1nLmUZy

@danielbachhuber Fork the branch you want to merge in to and give it a try.

@mr_suh is it that dog profile?

Jealous iOS users? play.google.com/store/apps/detai…

@fugularity what if you were in the heat of the night? Would you just black out?

@fugularity poorlydrawnlines.com/comic/the-d…

@fugularity amazon.com/gp/product/0736900381…