@taupecat OMG WORST VOTING SITE EVER!

@chrisvanpatten Welcome to 2009. nytimes.com/2009/08/10/technolog…

@kathkat15 Jay Leno.

#ridiculuslyEnthusiasticJazzHands

Just realized my arms are too short for selfies. FML. #timehop instagram.com/p/nvB0njje5K/

My photos from the 2014 Philadelphia Broad Street 10-miler run plus.google.com/photos/+RussellH… #BroadStreetRun

@taupecat “Like, beat it. Dig?”

@duqe Can it be on a ship? Off the port bow?

@nethermind I always wish I had an API to modify my cake!!!

@dannyoutlaw Good old fashioned HTML?

Twitter is just performance art.

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@cdharrison @DUQE nah.

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@mr_suh I can’t remember if I verified this or not.

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@DUQE That’s right.