@ayomattayo Goat babies. That will spice up the old Facebook newsfeed for a change.

@randallb That’s awesome. Best of luck.

Carplay still has a CD player? apple.com/ios/carplay/

Google Now is so smart. It knows I like to watch the Price is Right on snow days. Too bad local news coverage prevents that.

@yurivictor Errr… WPNYC

@yurivictor WPNY

@fugularity Did you shred that fresh pow pow?

@fugularity Mine was Oscar worthy. My best performance of my career.

@ayomattayo And the Oscar for the most enviable dessert photo treat goes to…

@dixiegal618

I wish an Oscar winner would pull out some tiny Oscar clothes and dress up their statue on stage. All Cutsey wootsy. #Oscars

@monteiro But you gotta admit this desktop wallpaper is pretty sweet images.forwallpaper.com/files/im…

@duqe ‘Moon’ Song by Ulrich Schnauss

Spike Jonze also has sweet dance moves youtube.com/watch?v=LiXg_70rMeM #Oscars

Fun Fact: Spike Jonze’s real name is Adam Spiegel and was born in Rockville, MD. #Oscars

@taupecat Now buy us all pizza.

@elgreg But in fact he blows…. dicks.

And the award for the most stable social network site during the #Oscars goes too… GOOGLE+!!! Because no one cares.

@bbaiiey ‘Merica.

Well on the plus side Bette Midler is still alive. #Oscars