@lauradhahn WHOA WHOA WHOA! Shouldn’t you A/B test that first before jumping to conclusions about @petemanning’s birthday?

@jackweirdy Why? PayPal already took all my money and ran away with it.

@duqe I would say useful.

@polishxlion @tom_rich_ WHY? PEOPLE WILL SEND ME MONIES!

Not the phrase I want to be greeted with on PayPal’s homepage.

@kathkat15 @astickofgum I hope this will happen in one sitting… Is this why you don’t want any visitors in the cave of solitude?

@nclud Is “collaborative environment” a positive spin on “we don’t have enough desks for everyone”?

@aebsr Done.

@aebsr Russell has two L’s.

@duqe FALSE. No pictures? No maze? No jokes or riddles to occupy my time until my food arrives? What kind of menu is this?

@randallb I’ll join your conference call.

@astickofgum ♫ These are a few of my favorite thing! ♫

What is the point of the second option for unsubscribing from junk mail? Good use of breadcrumbs.

@yurivictor Been there. Done that.

@PNCBank_Help can you take back that $7 fee?

@PNCBank_Help A service charge of $7? What is “CALCULATED SERVICE CHARGE TYPE VR”

@martinstabe I didn’t know there was a big number problem. But glad you like it 🙂

@martinstabe How about big.honkin-number? pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2014/0… (Inspect the goldish number element).

@brownorama Sounds ripe for conflict.

I find ThrottleCopter more fun than Flappy Bird. Same concept. play.google.com/store/apps/detai…