@freshyill Hmmm.. I guess I’ll keep working a little later.

@trepmal Friend said something about 35 minutes to actually install mavericks.

@greglinch Wait… so what else is going on at this conference besides boot camps?

@freshyill 35 minutes? I’m downloading the 5.29GB file with about 1 hour and 50 minutes to go.

@trepmal AGREED!

I would use iWork if it came with a shirt just like Eddy Cue.

“This slide presentation is good. But we need to punch it up to 11. We need transitions with more realistic physics!”

Apple’s doing what Instagram did with photo filters to drum loops. Complete with wacky names.

@freshyill Thought the same thing!

Eddy Cue looks like he forgot to get dressed and is presenting in his Playboy pajamas.

Apple’s new campus is just a humungous Mac Pro!

“a quarter of the online ad market is fraudulent.” says someone who may or may not be real. adweek.com/news/technology/amoun…

@UX_ryu ER MY GORD! PUMPKIN BABIES!

October is babies and pumpkin patches all month long in my Facebook news feed.

@kathkat15 You could be a gourmet cat food chef.

Coming up Monday Night Football: The Loser Bowl, Vikings vs Giants.

“Whoever did the shaping was pretty proficient at shaping bushes.” gawker.com/city-officials-panic-…

@freshyill or build a custom metabox for a select drop down for a constrained set of options

@freshyill get_sidebar(‘foo’) will include sidebar-foo.php You could use a custom field for the value ‘foo’

@fugularity I’m saying you should SECEDE from your youthful ideals. Come join the rest of us uppity crotcheties.