@i_love_chicken_ You’re a sneaker-head… what do you think about their fresh new kicks?

It’s ok for me to say this, I work in marketing

(and also consume M&M’s)

Marketing intern: We need a big refresh!

Marketing executives: Hmmmm…

(3 years and 27,926 emails later)

Announcement: “Every brand has to continuously reinvent itself to remain relevant.”

So we tilted the logo 13º and tweaked their shoes…

@dbchhbr @ausi You should mention the historical context around this github.com/ausi/respimagelint/is…

@elgreg “MySQL for the people”

“SQLite is right”

“Bongo-Crazy for MongoDB”

“Oh well that stuff is old” I hear you say.

They’re developing new libraries over at github.com/googleapis/google-clo… in beta. But nothing is documented. Screw that.

Why is everything so abstracted and a clusterfuck to understand? Look at this shit…
developers.google.com/analytics/…

If you ever need to interact with a Google API using PHP save yourself the trouble. Ditch their PHP libraries and just make HTTP requests yourself. Here’s how…

gist.github.com/kingkool68/49077…

@elgreg Last night:
– Day care* will be opening late
– Public school will be opening late

Morning:
– Day care will actually be opening for regular hours, no delay
– Public school closed

* Moot point since our daycare class had a COVID outbreak and can’t go back until 1/25

@babysoftluke USAA let’s you use your funds instantly and if there is an issue they debit your account later.

@robweychert I look forward to more v7 progress and blog posts

@LocalWP Any time frame on updating PHP versions? 8.0.0 –> 8.0.14 for example?

@neojp good point

Today in toddler fashion.

#CadenApollo

📸 instagram.com/p/CY63dRzrKlT/ via tweet.photo

If you don’t share your gray + yellow + green shares with someone did you even Wordle?

@round Tell that to !important

Updating my job title on LinkedIn twitter.com/programemes/status/1…

@babysoftluke You should get swag that is those little magnetic calendars with your face on them

@bramus Neat thought exercise. In my day to day work I rarely encounter such weird selectors.

@fhinkel @Microsoft Was your first task “Buy Activision”?