@aaronjorbin Hifi 2.0

Speaking of #wwdc remember Apple Cards? appleinsider.com/articles/11/10/… Bwhahaha of course you don’t. It was stupid.

@VerizonSupport Large uploads choke. I already follow you guys.

@VerizonSupport Oh wait the Verizon speed test finally did something. Peaked at 0.04 Mbps.

@VerizonSupport Tried that. Nothing different.

@VerizonSupport Not using a VPN or Proxy. I did the speedtest from the link you sent earlier. speedtest.verizon.net redirects

@VerizonSupport Screenshot of the speed test stalling and results of running a Network Diagnosis Test imgur.com/a/4P3BI

@VerizonSupport Tried several times on several different computers. The upload test never starts. Download works just fine.

@VerizonSupport Wireless.

@VerizonSupport Recently replaced the Actiontec router thinking that might be it. Doesn’t seem to have helped.

@VerizonSupport My upload speed is essentially 0. speedtest.net/ can’t even finish the test. DL speed is fine.

@jessabean They’re only allowed to play “Here Comes Ruby Jamie”

@jessabean What if the Kaiser Chiefs showed up and started playing “Ruby” followed by Rancid playing “Ruby Soho”?

@mr_suh Already is. Vine away.

@mr_suh Are you going to get raging drunk and tweet a bunch of inappropriate things?

@mr_suh Well Happy Sure-You-Might-Be-Older-But-You-Look-The-Same-Anyways Day.

@mr_suh Dude, you’re asian. You could be between 18-75.

@AstickofGum Hey guess what sucks? Your Discover card… BOOM! cc/@ayomattayo

@brian_k_bailey You forgot to mention that the place looks like a frickin’ barrel.

@ayomattayo @fugularity I think the best part is the fact we’re discussing gargling cups.