@AstickofGum 11 in march. You guys are at 10. You started going out Dec 31 2001 or Jan 1 2002.

@AstickofGum + or – one of course since it is New Year’s

@AstickofGum what was the year?

@AstickofGum 4 year vacation!

@AstickofGum whatever. I see what you’re up to preggo.

@AstickofGum @naudebynature had an invite sitting in her inbox for a week.

@AstickofGum Yup, from @naudebynature

@AstickofGum Drug deals in the bathroom, assault, extracting stubborn homeless…

@AstickofGum Good things come to those who wait

@AstickofGum Eat your stay-at-home husbands face!

@AstickofGum yea poor you too.

@AstickofGum Isn’t amazing that things actually get done and work? Like highways or electricity. Mind boggling.

@AstickofGum PUNCH THEM UN THE FACE!

@AstickofGum I also wear depends and drink prune juice

@AstickofGum today is my 5 year twitter anniversary.

@AstickofGum ASK HIM OUT FOR DRINKS!

@AstickofGum START DOWNING SHOTS AT WORK!

@AstickofGum @fugularity @ayomattayo @kathkat15 @smashley017 Remember AIM chat rooms from back when? This is like that with a character lim

@AstickofGum @ayomattayo @kathkat15 @fugularity @Smashley017 Is this like public cybering? A/S/L?

@AstickofGum @ayomattayo @kathkat15 @fugularity @Smashley017 WTF does that mean?