@ChrisVanPatten The software (PHP/WordPress) does what it is told to do. If you don’t like it, tell it to do something else.

@ChrisVanPatten Yea it sure would be nice if all the slabs of marble came pre made in the shape of Michelangelo’s David

@ChrisVanPatten And here’s how I accomplished cache busting of CSS and JS files forrst.com/posts/CDN_Friendly_CS…

@ChrisVanPatten … and more about finding the right tools to do what you need to do.

@ChrisVanPatten Those issues sound independent of what programming language is being used…

@ChrisVanPatten What is your definition of modern web development?

@ChrisVanPatten It’s free? Nice.

@ChrisVanPatten if its only a couple pages I might just make a page template that you select from the drop down in the admin.

@ChrisVanPatten template hierarchy codex page is your friend. codex.wordpress.org/Template_Hie…

@ChrisVanPatten look at the template_redirect hook and write your own.

@ChrisVanPatten Tada! Use current_user_can() and pass the role as an argument codex.wordpress.org/Function_Ref…

@ChrisVanPatten This has you written all over it bit.ly/nAG9s

@ChrisVanPatten Your chocolate covered cannoli looks like a dumbell.

@ChrisVanPatten Pew makes theirs available. It’s here -> bit.ly/10Ho0T

@ChrisVanPatten iMacs, especially the older white ones, can get pretty flaky. Check out smcFanControl to try and cool it better.

@ChrisVanPatten Turn fan speed up to increase cool air flow and help cool the machine. Monitor temperatures for a few days.

@ChrisVanPatten Took my fiances comp. to Apple store. They ended up replacing logic board and it was good as new. Applecare paid for itself.

@ChrisVanPatten Take it in and go on vacation! They’ll stress test it, hopefully it’s easily repeatable.

@ChrisVanPatten There’s more to cars than the initial price. Don’t forget cost of maintenance.

@ChrisVanPatten What if the parking lot was for electric cars only? Hmmm did you ever think of that?