@chrisvanpatten If your shins were following an agile workflow they would be shin sprints.

@chrisvanpatten 9gag.com/gag/2147327/set-fire-to…

@chrisvanpatten Maine has hotels? I thought they only had thatched-roof cottages…

@chrisvanpatten Yes. Then drive around salad places.

@aardrian @chrisvanpatten @wordcampbuffalo Sure. host it in October. I’ll be there for a wedding.

@chrisvanpatten …on to their marketing list.

@ChrisVanPatten we use a Google Search appliance that we make calls to and then display the results.

@chrisvanpatten @blastoffwp cc my wise friend @mr_suh

@chrisvanpatten Two votes for towards the right @blastoffwp

@chrisvanpatten That sounds like a great problem to tackle. Jeez lunch hurry up and get here.

@chrisvanpatten “WP-Spam-a-holic”

@ChrisVanPatten Ditto. Until another WordCamp.

@ChrisVanPatten I ran Russellheimlich.com through softlayer. Pingdom response times are ~300ms

@ChrisVanPatten run it through a CDN then.

@ChrisVanPatten dreamhost.com/dreampress/ maybe?

@ChrisVanPatten watch this youtu.be/iwetrR-4OJU

@ChrisVanPatten like how?

@chrisvanpatten I only go to a physical bank to deposit coins now.

@chrisvanpatten Welcome to 2009. nytimes.com/2009/08/10/technolog…

@chrisvanpatten FALSE. wordpress.org/plugins/rainbowify…