@elgreg Thanks Dad

My Twitter Family:
Parents: @elgreg @luke__duncan
Spouse: @JoAnnStilley
Children: @JessSchillinger @liamdempsey

via roundyear.fun/twitterfamily

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@elgreg memories…

@elgreg Your job pays a multiplier per number of open tabs, righ

@elgreg lol wut

@elgreg Everyone has discovered teleconferencing as the next big social media destination

@elgreg Twitter keeps pushing new features no one wants.

@elgreg IT’S SO YOU CAN FIND THEM WHEN THEY LOSE THEM IN THE WOODS

@elgreg I look forward to the weekends

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@elgreg Ha my wife just said the same thing.

@elgreg Google’s “salt hog” which changes it to “salt pig” which apparently is a real thing for salt aficionados

@elgreg Daaannngggg city living is crazy.

@elgreg Man this is such an easy problem to solve today too…

tumbledry.org/2011/05/12/screw_h…

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@elgreg It be me! No 401k contributions since 2014. I have been maxing out an IRA though.

@elgreg People lose their jobs and join companies that don’t have 401k plans.

@anthonydpaul @elgreg Offspring Smash. Those were the days!

@elgreg This was one of the first CDs I ever owned.

@elgreg Happy birthday I hope your don’t sneeze or have pager duty.