


@fugularity Give me hydrox or give me death.

@fugularity Fresh off the boat



@fugularity So it’s settled. We shall start a GoFund me to start our own Major League Baseball team.

@fugularity yeaaa and wrapped in a jumbo slice to make like a warm juicy blanket for it and then you eat it like a burrito

@fugularity Eat a cheesesteak

@fugularity pet terapy youtube.com/watch?v=9ASfqolHRG0

@fugularity Now I have enough space to store all of the painful groans from your puns

@fugularity I’ve been using those. They’re ok but I prefer floss.

@fugularity “Your honor, are you sure it was not a koala bear?”


@fugularity @letsmakeadeal @WayneBrady So you can watch Dana Carvey impressions all day on loop.

@benjedwards This is all you @fugularity

@fugularity Numb Cum I Soul


@fugularity Do you think it was these?


