


@jimbrady Please only use your psychic powers for good and not evil.


@jimbrady To be fair, Saddam did get slammed.

@jimbrady Yea but what if they didn’t charge the phone at all last night and went a full day and a half. Quite impressive!

“I’d rather ask an Amish friend to hook up a satellite dish than ask a journalist for business advice.” – @jimbrady

@jimbrady “Rape Me” by Nirvana, “Bad Habit” by Offspring, “Girls” by the Beastie Boys

@jimbrady Hey Boss…
I woke up with a scratchy throat and second-degree burns, so it’s probably best I stay home from work today.
Sincerely,
Russell

@renan Beats me im just scanning tweets. @jimbrady has really funny Jets commentary though.


@jimbrady Oh man you’re missing out on the bronze Fonz en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bronze_Fon…

*googles “Mary Tyler Moore hat”*
Ooooooo… m.popkey.co/fbbdab/O9JAa.gif

@jimbrady like the banner ad says, they’re trying to surprise you because you have it all

@jimbrady My money is on Wayne.
We’re talking about Whose Line Is It Anyway, right?


@jimbrady Jim or Tom?

@jimbrady close.

@jimbrady Ha! That was a good one.

@danielbachhuber @jimbrady Sure just label it “SECRET WINNING JETS STRATEGY” and you should be good to go.

@jimbrady Neither do the Jets.

@jimbrady @montchr /dev/null #programmerJoke