@jimbrady Please only use your psychic powers for good and not evil.
@jimbrady To be fair, Saddam did get slammed.
@jimbrady Yea but what if they didn’t charge the phone at all last night and went a full day and a half. Quite impressive!
“I’d rather ask an Amish friend to hook up a satellite dish than ask a journalist for business advice.” – @jimbrady
@jimbrady “Rape Me” by Nirvana, “Bad Habit” by Offspring, “Girls” by the Beastie Boys
@jimbrady Hey Boss…
I woke up with a scratchy throat and second-degree burns, so it’s probably best I stay home from work today.
*googles “Mary Tyler Moore hat”*
@jimbrady like the banner ad says, they’re trying to surprise you because you have it all
@jimbrady My money is on Wayne.
We’re talking about Whose Line Is It Anyway, right?
@jimbrady Jim or Tom?
@jimbrady Ha! That was a good one.
@jimbrady Neither do the Jets.
@jimbrady Try and get a photo of the ginormous blunt.