Tonight’s burst of Twitter activity brought to you by a 14 month old who woke up at 4am and I couldn’t fall back asleep.
My most cherished luxuries:
All the sleep (8.5h+), none of the ⏰.
A flow of clean, filtered air.
Regular exercise driven by an instructor.
Fresh, home-cooked meals.
A view of nature and water.
Meaningful work for 40h/wk (or less).
Two kids and a wife to love and laugh with.
In 5th grade I stole candy from a kid at recess. I was taunting him, running backwards, when I tripped and fell. Then he tripped and fell on me and broke my collarbone.
1st grade: Friend and I were jumping off roof of small playhouse (maybe 5 feet tall). My shorts got caught in the edge of the roof and I fell forward pinning my arm between my chest and the ground. Hairline fracture.
Actually all of my broken bones are pretty stupid…
Was warming up before a skateboarding competition, did a turn on a steep quarter pipe, fell and braced myself with my arm. It hurt a little and I kept asking my friends if it looked bent. Went to ER. Ended up being small hairline fracture. twitter.com/gommunisd/status/990…
Feeding Vera from the palm of my hand.
Took some convincing but Zadie eventually took a looking to my “Shake it like Elvis” peanut butter and chocolate milkshake.
I have the same birthday as the Library of Congress… only 185 years later. twitter.com/librarycongress/stat…
Web developers, please do test your print stylesheets.
Photos of KFC fried chicken as fiery explosions: petapixel.com/2018/04/17/photos-…
When I see the phrase “Cohen’s Third Client” I replace it with “Cohen’s Third Nipple”. Much more interesting headlines.
congrats to WPLG for its pulitzer in graphic design twitter.com/WPLGLocal10/status/9…
If you’re in the DC area please come out to @agencyCHIEF!
Attempting to teach kid about recursion