On an elliptical at the gym, still lamenting that all this repetitive kinetic effort goes nowhere.

cinco de mayonaise between yo turkey sandwich buns mothafucka forreal.

Syncin my demayo.

Pizza sub (@ Subway) [pic]: 4sq.com/IOuI6R

EVERYBODY LOVES ALL CAPS. RT @danachis: Why do designers love all caps?

Kristina will be back home in a few hours. Yippie. Yippie. Hooray!

My impression of every couple on House Hunters: “Our budget is thirty dollars. We were thinking we’d buy a 10-bedroom mansion. Maybe 11.”

My Contribution To The Cuatro De Mayo Party At Work pi.pe/-8jad92

Today I forgot to put a belt on. Realized I don’t need a belt. Screw belts. Best Cuatro de Mayo ever.

Pizzzzzzaaa. (@ Comet Ping Pong w/ @jfc3) [pic]: 4sq.com/K5a1DY

I just unlocked the “Pizzaiolo” badge on @foursquare for checking in at pizza joints! Pies all around! 4sq.com/Iq0wx3

anyone else want to help @kingkool68 & I use up one of my $40 @CometPingPong @LivingSocial coupons tonight? Meeting him at 14th & L at 6 PM.

I Think Samsung Announced Something… pi.pe/-jswrsx

Welcome to the family, @Revision3! ow.ly/aGrwp

Hansel AND Grettel Visit Kinkos pi.pe/-1z01gc

Ate chicken nuggets for dinner every night this week. 8 year old me would be proud.

I liked a @YouTube video youtu.be/kiePaAHK3jE?a Go right

I think I may switch from Adobe Photoshop to Draw Something for design work.

Firefox aims to unify it’s UI across devices. Bravo! ping.fm/OiB5E

Requesting my title at work be changed to “Master of the Twitterers” P.S. This little guide comes in handy ping.fm/E1Vgc