Life of Pi (2012)

My mornings are nothing but Zoom stand-ups now.

9:00am 5 year olds standup
10:00am 3 year olds standup
10:00am My standup
10:30am Wife’s standup

@randallb @wongmjane @evleaks They are top notch. Minimal skin, it’s basically pure stock Android. I’ve been using OnePlus phones since the OnePlus One.

@liamdempsey I did.

THERAPIST: [over the phone] How have you been passing the time?

ME: [mixing 4 types of cereal together to create a stronger, more delicious super cereal] I’m learning to cook

@AndyManganelli @MKBHD Does your magical elf make cookies?

The kids while I’m working or focusing on something else: ask random questions, tell me stories, explain their favorite YouTube videos to me etc.

Kids when we’re outside and we see a neighbor and I tell them to say hi: No! They look busy. We shouldn’t disturb them.

🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒

@bpeebles What are your speeds?

Someone is working on a JavaScript to COBOL transpiler right now

@SandyS1 Squirrel people are just nuts.

@manicode @jfc3 this is your big break

Tiger King remake but with squirrels

@yurivictor This one is the best

@round Remember <frameset>? It’s a shame it’s not supported anymore.

@chipcullen @zachleat I like your style guide link in the footer. I think every website should have one of those.

@taupecat @erikteichmann @getpantheon To stick to the theme of your Twitter handle, it’s the cat’s pajamas

@taupecat @erikteichmann @getpantheon This localwp.com/

@jbenton @aaronjorbin @nytimes Are unemployment numbers cumulative? Like people who claimed unemployment last week are claiming unemployment again this week? Or are the 6 million claims newly unemployed people?

@jakerella January 1, 1970 12:00:00 AM

Aww man! Looks like there is a bug in my code again….

@mjacksonw Still not as bad as global timezone math