Spoiler alert: It is Tormund Giantsbane
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“Oh no! One of your favorite characters from Game of Thrones has Corona Virus”

“Jon Snow?”

“No”

“Daenerys?”

“Nope”

“Arya?”

“Hmmm I guess this could take a while. I forgot got many characters there were”

@Brian_Castner @ChrisVanPatten @enqueue_russ

@prayagverma @biz I get they’re not impossible to get through but most times I simply don’t care enough and just close the tab.

@iamdanrice A room full of toddlers that you must answer their every question before you can pass

* While playing with Mama Roo baby rocker *

5 year old: There’s ocean sounds and tree sounds. Why is there no monster sound?

Me: Well wouldn’t that scare baby brother?

5 year old: No not if it’s a quiet monster…

* Whispers “roar” while making a monster face *

When you walk into the men’s room and there’s already a guy at a urinal so you pick one that is the farthest away as possible. That’s called… twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/stat…

Social distancing myself from #DemDebate

@miked1ck This made me lol

“social distancing” is going to be the phrase of the year

@ThugRaccoons @mommajessiec Someone made a sorta related shirt teechip.com/panic-costco

@MagicalOverload The Internet

@415 I accept your nomination. You should be President of the short Twitter Handle Association.

@DanielleAlberti They have such diverse monsters and physical characteristics yet all of their toilets are the same

* Playing pretend food order *

3 year old: Ok do you want pizza, quesadilla, yogurt?

Me: Yea sounds good. Can it be delivered?

3 year old: Yea! Ok thank you!

* Hangs up phone *

Me: Did you give them our address? What is our address?

3 year old: Yea! A Moana dress!

@SandyS1 No joke that receipt in the picture is for one item

@TheGreenGreek I plan on using CVS receipts.

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When we eventually run out of toilet paper we’ll have to fall back to CVS receipts

The US has such few test results for #coronavirus because they need to fly Maury Povich to each person’s house to dramatically read the results.

@fugularity I’ve got at least 2 producers here. I’m gonna be rich!