Spoiler alert: We have never lived in Delaware

** Google Maps announces we just entered Delaware **

4.5 year old: NO! I DON’T WANT TO LIVE IN DELAWARE!!!

4.5 year old continues to sob and ask every 5 minutes if we’re out of Delaware yet.

@generativist Took me a while but I came around to automatic code formatting like PHPCS for PHP

“I want jelly on toast” in 2.5 year old speak translates to “I want to lick some jelly off the top of the toast and be done with it”

Using “x” for your close buttons is like using salt in your coffee cause it looks the same as sugar.

@fugularity She looked fine

@fugularity She looked good

@dvassallo This had been my experience. Comforting to know it’s there to easily scale up when I need it.

@ryanflorence @scobrot Reading tweets

@nekolaweb Womp womp

@taupecat @jeremyfelt @jcasabona Actually github.com/jaredly/qmoji

@round The only time I worked with Moo Tools was translating my stickyHeader script github.com/kingkool68/stickyHead…

@round Remember Prototype before jQuery was a thing?

If Firefox can just tell me I updated dev but an looking at prod then it would be perfect! twitter.com/jensimmons/status/11…

@steveschoger @kylietimpani Host/Hostess at restaurant: Your table is ready. Enjoy your meal.
Me: Thanks! You too!

What’s the best thing about your Monday?

Me? I got my daughter to dance class on time.

@Rmmmsy Peanut butter from a squeeze tube seems like a darker pattern

@madcatdisease PeaceAndQuietNetflixBinging LLC

Having kids is still way more profitable then most Silicon Valley startups

4.5 year old walks into the room with $6.

“Hey Daddy do you want this money? I don’t need it anymore.”

Heck yeah I need that money. Daycare is expensive.