1st grade: Friend and I were jumping off roof of small playhouse (maybe 5 feet tall). My shorts got caught in the edge of the roof and I fell forward pinning my arm between my chest and the ground. Hairline fracture.

@livlab Also I found this image by a Google search where Pinterest was one of the top results

@livlab Problem Solved!

Was warming up before a skateboarding competition, did a turn on a steep quarter pipe, fell and braced myself with my arm. It hurt a little and I kept asking my friends if it looked bent. Went to ER. Ended up being small hairline fracture. twitter.com/gommunisd/status/990…

@freshyill This is exactly why I took today off.

@MIKED1CK I thought Inbox was supposed to just be a testing ground for new ideas. It uses a lot of Gmail’s internals behind the scenes just some different UI.

@Stammy I wouldn’t say it’s like The Verge but I followed getrichslowly.org for years and picked up some good personal finance knowledge.

@fugularity Tell them to walk outside in their underwear

@lelandf I like to change my mind day by day. I’m still writing my first script from day one. It’s gonna be perfect!

@zachleat @robweychert russellheimlich.com

I’m waiting for the shiny web 2.0 look to come back in style. For a while it wasn’t mobile friendly then smartphones got bigger and now it’s fine.

@chipcullen That mootools array flatten controversy was kind of interesting

@Rmmmsy

I wonder what’s happening in Twitter?

*opens Twitter app*

*notices the date is April 1st*

*closes Twitter app*

*throws phone into the ocean*

@kathkat15 Yes. Just got here and through customs. They let me in.

@_ph1bs_ You were pretty cool back in the day. Helped me get into server stuff so thanks for that.

@montchr

@renan Maybe you should talk to your partially obscure neighbor about this.

@anthonydpaul Whenever I cocreate it’s usual in the back of a minivan near a train station.

@MikeNGarrett I have no idea what people do who don’t live near a major metro area. I guess they’re just screwed.

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