TJ has a French manicure, white tips

Watching TJ Miller’s standup special at 10pm. hbo.com/comedy/tj-miller-meticul…

@trepmal wp_list_pluck()

Stop eating my house woodpecker

Wow the new Twitter sure is @round now… eh Max?

@elgreg Remember when it was DC jQuery?

Today should go down as one of the most absolutely beautiful weather days in the history of ever.

@marcoceppi I use them for personal sites and at work. Really dig them.

@jongold @ow Yea but different buttons do different things like WiFi and Bluetooth vs location

Bandwidth seems to be where cloud vendors really make their money.

arador.com/ridiculous-bandwidth-…

@liamdempsey @design_tlc @HallwayChats You should check out this podcast episode on podcasting shoptalkshow.com/episodes/265-on…

If a junior developer accidentally destroys production on their first day, it’s *your company’s* fault, not theirs. t.co/GCYWwBdRIy

@fugularity @Smashley017 Maybe she’s born with it

@ckrewson They should have just gotten a dumpster pool instead

@zgordon Write a rewrite rule

Opens Twitter.

Sees covfefe.

Closes Twitter.

@aaronjorbin @GaryPendergast I was going to suggest prototype.js

(Junior devs begin Googling frantically)

I guess this is it for me…

🎶 Now I’ve had the time of my life…🎶

Help! My wife is watching that ABC Dirty Dancing remake and talking about it.

Judging from the bags under his eyes I’m guessing it’s quite a lot. twitter.com/FaceTheNation/status…