Kids today have 3D printers but back in my day we had Creepy Crawlers.

@danielbachhuber boring.

“Web Design in 4 minutes” jgthms.com/web-design-in-4-minut…

@aebsr Are you in the copper jewelry business now?

@ckrewson twitter.com/monteiro/status/7577…

@brownpau J/K I’m going to bed.

@brownpau LATE NIGHT BABY PARTY!

@brownpau No worries! Verizon will turn them in to nice display ads. Problem solved!

@brownpau Work from home and then you’ll hate hygiene.

I think that reading this article is going to help you become a better writer. twitter.com/joannabrenner/status…

@mr_suh discover.twitter.com/first-tweet

Find someone you admire on Twitter, go to their first tweet, and ❤ it.

They’ll be so freaked out.

@fugularity @smashley017 ?

Million dollar idea: Turn sweat into money.

EMERGENCY BUG FIXING SOUNDTRACK youtube.com/watch?v=Tmhp_NEH12Y

@jimbrady Try and get a photo of the ginormous blunt.

@aebsr I thought it was because you are all about that bass

@stammy Def. the bird one.

@telekineticyeti @chriscoyier What year was that? I remember working on that one. I wonder if I still have my files somewhere…

An All-Kazoo Cover of Taylor Swift’s “Shake It Off” youtube.com/watch?v=2iGDQYuaWsQ