@greglinch Wait… so what else is going on at this conference besides boot camps?

@freshyill 35 minutes? I’m downloading the 5.29GB file with about 1 hour and 50 minutes to go.

@trepmal AGREED!

I would use iWork if it came with a shirt just like Eddy Cue.

“This slide presentation is good. But we need to punch it up to 11. We need transitions with more realistic physics!”

Apple’s doing what Instagram did with photo filters to drum loops. Complete with wacky names.

@freshyill Thought the same thing!

Eddy Cue looks like he forgot to get dressed and is presenting in his Playboy pajamas.

Apple’s new campus is just a humungous Mac Pro!

“a quarter of the online ad market is fraudulent.” says someone who may or may not be real. adweek.com/news/technology/amoun…

@fugularity I’m saying you should SECEDE from your youthful ideals. Come join the rest of us uppity crotcheties.

@fugularity Must be old age 1) physical injuries. 2) memory problems 3) you smell.

@AstickofGum It’s in the constitution…

“Twitter is very proud of the way Wheat Thins and other cool brands seed the internet with viral gruel” valleywag.gawker.com/twitter-jus…

@johnsons531 Glad I’m a helpful Tech Resource.

@brownpau I use nvAlt for note taking which sync with Dropbox.

@brownpau ULTIMATELY SIMPLICITY!

@AstickofGum Are you your own boss and suffer from multiple personality disorder?

@seclarke And the search box should always be on the upper right corner except for Amazon, Google, Facebook…

@ChrisVanPatten I don’t know what that means but I would like to find out.