@desandro Go Guam!

Welp… That was fun. try again next time.

It’s like grown up American Idol. twitter.com/tovah/status/8290144…

@round LOL poorly moisturized.

@blackili Why is there such a big gap between entry and exits?

@zgordon And it does it for things like plugins and core files too boot. Super helpful if you run everything through a CDN.

@zgordon I wrote a plugin to do something similar github.com/kingkool68/wordpress-… View source of zadieheimlich.com/ to see it in action!

@astickofgum Formal in the front, casual in the back.

When it’s late and you want to go home but bae still wants to party…

Case in point washingtonpost.com/politics/trum…

@adactio Now try it from Australia

All the faces inside the White House are already white… twitter.com/acosta/status/826981…

@adactio @cdevroe And an example of it in use github.com/kingkool68/wordpress-…

@adactio @cdevroe There’s also a whole PHP library for Twitter text tools github.com/mzsanford/twitter-tex…

@peternellius Oh I just chest bump anyone after I give them my business card.

@danielbachhuber Am I going to get a daily email telling me that it’s time for a run or to do laps?

“Think of the ratings among children”

“Think of the ratings” is the new “think of the children”.

Switch to HTTP/2 and keep minifying/concatenating, you’ll be fine. twitter.com/zeldman/status/82717…

Remember that Groundhogs day when the president and and a movie star had a public cat fight?