@freshyill But Friday nights are for bombshells

reading twitter rn like

@aebsr @jcarbaugh Man I just walked right in near Only, MD on a Saturday.

@astickofgum OH SNAP! HAPPY ADULTING!

@feather I keep biting my lip and it really hurts. Does that count?

@round @chloejnegron Here’s some fine reading in your clarinet Uber ride from hell post-gazette.com/life/travel/201…

@chloejnegron @round Also it’s apparently a thing…
twitter.com/JDStap12/status/7932…
twitter.com/TweetinTeek/status/7…
twitter.com/jenstolakis/status/7…

@chloejnegron @round Get the drivers info and tell @theinclinepgh

@brownpau Oh sweet. Bring me back an envelope.

@brownpau Where are you?

@brownpau What a long flight. 22 Hours to get to somewhere over Pennsylvania.

@round You should say hello to @theinclinepgh

@e_wils ick.

Me: gazing out a window
My brain: … twitter.com/70sscifiart/status/7…

@5tu ** Giant bear emerges from horizon and pummels your pitiful abode **

What happens if you run out of pitchers?

@jimbrady close.

We’re 3 outs away from being done with Joe Buck!

This looks like little league.

Let’s load the base. Sure why not?