@ScribblingOn I just had an Old Damascus sandwich for lunch. It’s basically a french fry sandwich.

Lose money even faster.

niemanlab.org/2019/04/what-will-… by @jbenton

@jessabean I had cookies for breakfast.

Parallax websites will be the death of me.

@exkuchme I used to go to monthly events for that. It just wasn’t in your living room.

@round wut if @round wuz ur bawss

@mattcampux You ever wake up in the middle night and have an amazing idea and then when you get up in the morning you realize how terrible it actually is.

@elgreg @waldojaquith Gardening is not her thing zadieheimlich.com/instagram/bht0…

@nekolaweb @aigadc Florida looks the best.

Over the weekend I played a card game called Dungeon Mayhem. It was simple to learn and lot of fun. The barbarians are my favorite.

amzn.to/2PdBwCu

I asked a dev I met a few years ago at the airport what advice he had for aspiring programmers.

He said, first stop calling yourself ‘aspiring.’ That implies you aren’t something but hopefully will be someday. It undermines your self-esteem.

If you program, you’re a programmer.

@MKBHD Can’t wait to watch them while I walk on the treadmill in the morning.

@elgreg dummyimage.com is insanely profitable by Silicon Valley standards.

“There’s open disdain for CSS and HTML which make websites possible… …This attitude has lead to a sole preference for JavaScript, which has created a brittle, slow, and inaccessible web that is failing to serve the public the way it should.”

jeremy.codes/blog/defining-produ…

@fugularity

Does “crashing landing” still count? twitter.com/BreakingNews/status/…

@fugularity neigh. a horse’s buttocks.

@montchr Leave the faucet running

@jgarber @alistapart They just re-platformed to WordPress

@McDwayne Hey I remember seeing you at various WordPress meetups. I have some technical questions about @getpantheon Who would be the best person to answer my questions?