@mazelife Yesterday I was sitting in the same spot in that yellow chair when I first started only this time I was explaining how things …

I see so many things we could improve but no time to make them happen. Meanwhile my bladder is full. I know how to fix that.

Loving the hour of Home Improvement on Nick@nite!

“We became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we’re just the tallest people living here.” – Tim Allen

But what we think of as “luck” has almost nothing to do with randomness and everything to do with attitude. is.gd/hOrD

@seclarke Whatever share you get I want some. Unless it’s breast milk.

Book publishers would make so much more money if our retinas emitted lasers when we read. #goodidea #businessplan

@danielmall what did you dislike so much about CS4? It’s a lot speedier on my MacBook Pro than CS3 ever was.

@scottsandler re:cracked or legit photoshop? What do you think?

Whoa! I just noticed Google updated their buttons in GMail.

Good god! Everyone on Facebook is doing those 25 things about me notes! I’m drowning in them.

@bobthecow I can’t believe they have two buttons for labels. One to just add the label the other to label and move it away #gmailbuttons

@SummerTomato Check out the IE Web Developer toolbar -> is.gd/Rs5 It’s like Firebug but a lot clumsier.

Made it all night without snacking on sugary Trix.

This is the best homemade lasagna I have ever had.

When debugging a JavaScript event and you need to see a constantly changing value (like scrolling) set it in document.title!

@ChrisVanPatten If it only it were that easy.

Really enjoying my Neat Receipts scanner I got off of Woot a couple months ago.

@charliepark It’s pretty quick. Definitely not a burden if you were to scan all of your receipts you acquired at the end of the day.

should I use my powers for good or evil today?