




Walking through the woods and all of the male cicadas be like…

Me when I walk into Zumiez at the mall and they greet me with “Good afternoon sir”


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Me choosing a z-index

@davatron5000 Full on stupid monitors






@JoAnnStilley Tv ofcourse


When your wife is at Costco and texts you a picture of all her items covered on one of those orange hand carts instead of the usual ginormous Costco shopping carts…



@Tamarastampone Some people call me Russ. I usually go by Russell.