Can’t watch @TheEmmys online because my cable provider doesn’t play ball for whatever reason…

buffering, choppy video, full screen shows a banner ad in the top… IT’S. JUST. SO. TERRIBLE.

@NFL do you even care?

@zgordon @wordcampbalt OMG me 2! See you there!

@bradparbs @mikezielonka not exactly but I know my mom’s

Today’s your last day for WordCamp Baltimore speaker submissions! Send your #highered & tech talks: 2016.baltimore.wordcamp.org/2016… @wordcampbalt

@raju @Poynter Yea but with a homepage I don’t have to wait until the next day for that impact.

@jimbrady @montchr /dev/null #programmerJoke

@twitter NOBODY ON THIS PLANET WANTS READ RECEIPTS IN DMS

Facebook’s first designer, @aaron_, opens up his archive and shows some early News Feed designs from 10 yrs ago facebook.com/aaron/media_set?set…

@brownpau @maurajudkis @nikkischwab OMG WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH YOUR CHILD!?!?!

@redcrew @aneventapart OOOoo I like New Orleans. New Orleans and Pittsburgh!

@aneventapart @jensimmons Pittsburgh!

@naudebynature @astickofgum @kathkat15 russellandkristina.com/blog/2009…

@naudebynature @astickofgum @kathkat15 zadieheimlich.com/easter-2016/

We’re hiring at @vidpresso. Tell your friends! stackoverflow.com/jobs/124337/en…

What if @yurivictor isn’t really on vacation but is really sitting at home chuckling at all the things people are tweeting as him

I’m on vacation for the next week so I’m outsourcing my tweets to you. Feel free to tweet as @yurivictor

tweet-as.yurivictor.com/

.@facespics GIVE HIM A BREAK HE HAD A BABY FOR GOSH SAKES!

@fugularity @wmata ARREST THIS MAN!

@mr_suh @WordCampUS sure